Ah, a bit of humor to lighten things up....
and if you think I have been spending eintirely too much time obsessing over the news and surfing the web, you would be right.
JON CARROLL: "Some will say: There's plenty of blame to go around. That is true, but not really. I, for instance, am not to blame. Melissa Etheredge is not to blame. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is not to blame. Joe Montana is not to blame. I think you could probably cut the number of culprits down pretty quickly.
Some will say: We have to move on. I think that is what I will say the next time I am charged with murder: Let's not play the blame game. Let's not start pointing fingers. It is time to move on. It is time to make sure that more murders do not happen. Won't you join me in this national campaign against murder? God bless America. "